While much of the traditional media has been diligently reporting on how Corporate America is doing nothing wrong by using secret donors to fund its multi-million attack ad blitz, they have ignored the explosive evidence of how the shady underworld of professional misinformanting is spreading lies about health care reform to the nation’s eight-year olds.
Nathan Spewman: Professional Misinformant (left)
The Stop Spewman campaign released video proof that the infamous corporate misinformant – Nathan Spewman – not only managed to infiltrate a public elementary school, but also recruited a fourth-grader to help weaken support for the Affordable Care Act and President Obama among Generation Z.
The twin videos combined have been viewed more than 500,000 times. Yet silence from the media.
Perhaps this new revelation will wake up the media from its slumber.
The Stop Spewman investigators have uncovered a shocking new memo proving Nathan Spewman isn’t stopping at health care reform. He has been working at the behest of the previously unknown “Corporate Interests, Inc.” to launch “Operation Squash The Vote.”
The plan: manipulate adults with false information about the Obama record, giving people no reason to vote and allowing the CEOs to outright buy the election.
Here’s the actual memo, with the text below.
To: Corporate Interests, Inc.
From: Nathan Spewman, Mis-Informant
Re: Update on Operation Squash the Vote
Thanks for that huge bonus for my school infiltration assignment. It turned out to be a complete success and I think I made a BFF. Her name is Bethany. She has a kitty named Ginger, loves the color blue, and makes Glenn Beck look like a freaking pinko progressive. Thanks to her talent, every snotnose at that school thinks that if Obamacare isn’t repealed, one thousand Unicorns will die. Brilliant! I think we’ll all be working for her one day.
Anyhoo, thanks to that big wad of cash you threw me, I was able to finally afford that operation I’ve been desperately needing – the operation of my own private jet. It’s the only way to commute these days. I mean, have you driven on a highway lately? It’s like one big pothole. Guatemala has smoother roads. Between you and me, I gotta hand it to Obama – spending a little cash to fix them is a reasonable idea. But, if you want me to stop that too, I’m drawing up a proposal to make seniors think that Obama is stealing the infrastructure funding directly out of their Social Security checks. You are welcome in advance. For payment, I will accept one helicopter – I need something for running quick errands around town.
My work on this next election is easier thanks to your deep pockets. Last time, when the people were all hopped up on hope and change, those were dark days. I couldn’t spread a lie to save my life. Even Sarah Palin wasn’t taken seriously back then.
This year, I’m blaming everything on one guy. The heavy work of undoing eight years of economic damage may take time, but that’s not my problem, so I’ve got the lie machine cranked up to 10. “Obama hasn’t done anything!” Check. “The GOP takeover is inevitable!” Check. “John Boehner got his tan playing golf!” Double check.
Thanks to this groundwork, people are sitting around and complaining in bars, dorms, coffee shops and around the dinner table. It’s almost like they’re afraid to vote! It’s as if they think the voting booths are wired with a deadly electrical current… Whoa, I bet if I link this “voting booths will electrocute you” idea to Obama’s Kenyan ancestry, this could really catch on! I’m on fire!
So, I’m going to continue my plan to trick the American people. Then, we can restore government power to those who should really have it: you wonderful CEOs! After all, you’re the ones with all the cash and brains. I mean, with all the ka-ching you and corporate donors from overseas are pumping into front groups and Spewman LLC, we’ve got this thing nailed. You guys deserve a round of applause… no, you deserve DOUBLE CORPORATE BONUSES this year!
There you have it. The false attacks on Obama’s record. The pre-cooked media narrative. The Kenyan-manufacturing voting booth pseudo-scandal (what, you haven’t watched Beck this week?). All smears originating from Nathan Spewman.
There’s only one flaw in Spewman’s plan. It doesn’t work if you show up to vote anyway.
To find out everything you need to know to vote, go to StopSpewman.com and click the box titled “Take Action: Vote!”