Top Ten Things I *Really* Heard from McCain in the Third Debate.

1. Women: stop fretting about a silly thing like your "health."

2. Uninsured: ditto.

3. Currently insured: get worrying.

4. I don't have a litmus test for judges, except when it comes to abortion.

5. Bill Ayers is irrelevant- let's still talk about him!

6. I have no idea what socialism is, but it was a bad word when I was young, so I'm going to keep saying it.

7. I don't understand the scalpel metaphor. (Note: If you use a hatchet first, you've pretty much killed the patient. Scalpel becomes pointless.)

8. Do I think Palin is qualified to be president? Uh...I'm PROUD of her! PROUD, I say!

9. You can't live the American dream under Obama. Thank goodness the Republican is here!

10. Cast your vote for the lesser of two liberals: ME!

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